My crew.
(via thecoldestsound)
“In an ideal world, no one would talk before 10 am. People would just hug, because waking up is really hard.” — Zooey Deschanel (via awful-tough)
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Fuck tonight, man. Just fuck it.
THIS IS TOO CUTE.
(Source: rollingbarrel, via pregamingforaslumberparty)
Five toes on each paw plus two dew claws. Yup, thats my polydactyl kitty.
(Submitted by forgethowitfeels)
Because I decided I need a french bulldog at some point in life, mostly if not all because of Ammo.
Huey
Appearance: D
This cat is on the verge of extreme obesity. His proportions are totally out of whack and his head is totally way too small for his body. Upon looking at his bulbous body I have to turn my head in disgust, wondering where I went wrong. Yet, his face is somewhat cute, except when he stares at you creepily and makes you feel uncomfortable.
Sociability: F
This cat is socially awkward. When friends come over he runs and hides behind the couch or under the bed. He fights constantly with his brethren cat and tufts of fur can often be found in random spots around the house. When first picked up he’ll make a high groaning noise and then meow pitifully. He’s not very manly, he meows like a girl. if you don’t let him do what he wants he’ll continue to scratch or bite you. Sometimes he’s nice though. I think he’s bipolar. He’ll randomly sit on you lap, but not want to be touched. He rubs against your legs when he wants food.
Usefulness: D
Besides eating and sleeping the whole day. This cat gets in your way. He’ll randomly jump onto the table when eating dinner or plop down in the middle of the hall or floor where you are trying to walk. He also vomits when he eats string, grass, or too much food. the only plus side is that he’ll catch flies in the summer and eat them. He also catches the occasional mouse. However he’ll only eat their head and then you have to deal with the body and guts. The best option is just to through the body into the neighbors yard. He has a high entertainment value. It is fun to make fun of him, pick up his paws and make him dance, use him as a scarf, or throw him outside (he hates the outdoors) and watch him go crazy. He will annoyingly only drink water when it is running from the sink.
Huggability: F
This cat is a demon. If you try to hug him he’ll squeak out a high pitched meow and act like he is being tortured. Therefore it is best to pick him up on purpose to annoy him, but make sure to hold down his paws or he’ll scratch you.
Overall Grade: F+
DREAM CAT. ALSO, NEW FAVE BLOG.
